Author: Linn Chapel

Romance Author Is Given Devil’s Best Advice

Romance Author Is Given Devil’s Best Advice

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What’s a romance author to do? It’s not easy writing paranormal romance novels. There’s so much advice, especially from a certain quarter.


Advice from a Devil who questions sanity of clean romance author

The Devil Tells Romance Author: You’ve Got It All Wrong

Do you want your books to sell? Then listen to me. Put in the sleaze, add as many explicit scenes as you can, and don’t skimp on graphic wording. Forget about the plot. Don’t spend time on writing well.


But I have something else in mind that fired my imagination in the first place. The kind of stories I’m envisioning are exciting and romantic and fast-paced – but they’re driven along by emotions, not explicit passages.

You’re wrong about attracting readers, too.

For instance, Victorine Lieske wrote a clean romance thriller that was on the NY Times best-selling ebook list for 6 weeks in 2011. This energetic romance author went on to write more clean romance novels and earn over a quarter of a million dollars.

But it’s a sad fact that there aren’t as many clean romance novels available as explicit ones.

Romance readers should have more choices!


Tempting Devil scoffs at idea of choices for romance readers

This Romance Author is Naïve About Readers, Scoffs the Devil


Choices for romance readers? You’re making a big mistake!

You’re pitifully naïve… Romance readers will never turn the pages unless you bait them with explicit passages. Romance readers don’t really think, you see.

The sooner you adapt your methods to their true nature, the better – for the sake of your own career as a romance author.


Romance readers DO have minds of their own. Just look at all the reviews and comments posted by legions of readers.

Which brings me to an interesting point:  there’s certain kind of comment I keep seeing. I could cite some actual reviews here, but I don’t want to quote anybody without their knowledge, so I’ll just paraphrase some of the comments I’ve read in the last month or so.

Romance Readers have lots of comments about graphic content

There were so many pages to every explicit scene that I had trouble getting through it all, but the weddings were nice.

The graphic scenes were too long and detailed. I’m an adult, and I don’t want or need such lengthy treatments.

The long accounts of explicit sex were overdone – been there, done that. Boring. I’m not interested in a how-to manual – I want to be thrilled by what the characters think and feel!  

 I can’t be the only one who has noticed plenty of comments like these.

 Romance readers really do deserve more choices!


Romance author gains attention of guardian angel
The hero of her novel is a vampire? I’d better investigate this!

The Devil’s Parting Shot: But Those Vampires Will Get You Into Trouble!

Well, I’ve got better things to do than waste time with a stubborn soul like you.

I’ll leave you alone for now.  I can’t wait to undermine the confidence of some other hapless author.

All of you authors are such easy pickings!

But don’t think you’re in the clear yet, Linn.  You’re going to get into hot water over those drop-dead gorgeous vampires in your books.

My rival in the Angelic Hosts will be tickled pink over the clean romance angle – but she’s going to be VERY alarmed about the VAMPIRE HERO in your first book!

 I was peeking over your shoulder as you finished drafting that story – and I could see for myself that your hero’s a 200-year-old vampire who will seem sizzlin’ hot to women readers – hotter than Hades – even with all his clothes on.

 I’m going to tip off my Angelic adversary right now. What do you have to say to that?


Hotter than Hades or not, the vampire characters need to stay in my series.

  Evil spirits like you won’t like this, but I’ve woven some extra themes into the romance, themes about conscience and what it means to be human. Having vampires in the storyline makes everything work so that my themes come alive in a special way.

If your rival in the Angelic Hosts has any questions, I’ll be happy to answer them.

Until then, I’ve got to get back to writing.


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Surviving Winter In A Cold Climate – 3 Great Ways to Beat the Winter Blues

Surviving Winter In A Cold Climate – 3 Great Ways to Beat the Winter Blues

3 ways to beat the winter blues

I live on the coast of New England, where winter brings short days, snow, sleet and ice. How do you beat the winter blues in such a climate?

Tree branches can crack, power lines can go down. Cold viruses can make their way through my kids, picking them off one by one. Do I get sick too? Sure, but I’m already in a state of hibernation, so I don’t really notice.

Snowy winter scene from Surviving winter by Linn Chapel
the woods near my home

Wintertime: dark, cold, long and miserable?

Or – maybe it’s a great opportunity to strike up some special routines.

Forest Bathing in the Cold: Evergreen Heaven

Recently, I went on a refreshing walk on this wintery forest trail. I went with one of my sons, who spearheaded the venture. He’s a hardy soul who loves to spend time in nature, no matter what the season.

Snowy forest trail near my home in 3 great ways to beat the winter blues by Linn Chapel
This is the quiet path I took through a nearby nature preserve

 Ice and snow covered the trail, so we picked our way over the ground very carefully. The moss was bright green against the white snow – moss is much better adapted to cold weather than we humans. Moss can photosynthesize during the winter despite the freezing cold air.

Our slow walk was really a cold-weather version of Forest Bathing.

Have you heard about Forest Bathing? It seems to be a popular notion these days. Here’s the book I’m reading right now. Click here or on the cover image to see its page on Amazon.

Forest bathing book cover and link to Amazon
click on cover to see book in Amazon

The author, Dr. Qing Li, is a Japanese scientist. He cites lots of data to support the benefits, but he also brings a poetic enthusiasm to the subject. It’s clear that he absolutely adores trees and forests.

The forest walk I took with my son passed through bare, deciduous trees (maple and oak) mixed with evergreens, like spruce and fir. The moss was a bright, happy green, and the fallen leaves and needles were a warm hue of terra-cotta.

Our walk over the icy trail wasn’t long – maybe 20 minutes – but we both felt calmer and clearer when we were done.

The benefits of Forest Bathing are more welcome than ever during a cold, dark winter. I decided that it’s worth the effort to bundle up and make it a winter routine!

If you live in a part of the world with a difficult season- whether it’s winter or some other strain – Forest Bathing could help you too. Maybe there’s a forest trail, or city park with trees near your own home.

Even 20 minutes spent walking through the trees can revive your spirits!

Beat the Winter Blues with Printed Books

printed books in arm chair in 3 great ways to beat the winter blues by Linn Chapel
Cozy and tactile: my current book, a comfy chair and a couple of my handknitted pillows

Maybe you feel the same way I do after reading text on a screen for too long – like a zombie with no brain waves, no personality of my own. One of the Undead.

Reading a printed book is different. The cover and pages have a tactile quality – and a rhythmic motion (that pleasant turning of the pages).

These little perks can help us to remember we’re alive and breathing, not zombies after all.

I’ve also noticed that when I read a printed book, I feel less like a viewer of a vast network of online media – and more like an owner of something.

I think to myself: “I’m holding an entire work with its body of thoughts, or its fictional story world, all between my two hands.” It’s empowering.

books with magical look and quote
A magical and dizzying thought!

I have the same feelings when I hold library books, even though I don’t really own them. (Good news for the pocketbook!)

In fact, the Forest Bathing book that I’m reading right now comes from a local library.

Have you tried inter-library loans recently? I’m amazed at how well they work. The process of requesting books from other libraries is easy, fast – and free.

Whether you borrow printed books from a library, find them at book sales, order used books –  or buy them brand-new – it’s a great idea to keep some more printed books around your home, especially during the winter.

I like both ebooks and printed books… there’s a place for each in our lives.

Printed books take more effort to obtain, but they’re worth it, especially in winter.Having more printed books on hand during the winter months can make you feel empowered and make your reading times cozier and more special.

Beat the Winter Blues – Make Time for Afternoon Tea

teatime with homemade blueberry cake linked to recipe from Surviving Winter by Linn Chapel
I made the tea and blueberry cake, my daughter made the cool pottery

It will be REALLY easy for me to stay faithful to this routine over the course of the winter!

When the sun sinks low and the weak winter light grows dim outside, I make a cup of tea, or even a whole pot if the rest of my family is interested (they always are when they’re home). In fact, I sometimes make 2 pots, one with black tea and one with herbal.

Black tea is my favorite, at least in the afternoon. I often grate some ginger root into the brewing water. Spicy!

Here’s a surprising fact you may not know: even though it’s caffeinated, black tea actually reduces your level of stress because it lowers one of the stress-hormones, cortisol. Here’s a link to a report in Medical News Today: Black tea really reduces cortisol

So, black tea may be caffeinated, but by one of those magic tricks of nature – voila! – it’s actually good for you.

I like that kind of magic!

Now, when sipping tea, it’s important to nibble on something comforting. Junk food doesn’t work, but neither does health food. Store away the super-optimized energy bars for some other time.

Instead, try something that’s not rich, but just a little bit special – like biscotti, or a simple cake, or traditional teatime scones.

Check out my recipe for the Afternoon Blueberry Cake pictured in the photo . It’s a tried-and-true favorite at my house, and it doesn’t take long to make.

Blueberry Cake Recipe From Linn Chapel

What are some of your favorite ways to survive a harsh season, be it hot, cold, windy or always rainy? Leave me your tips by clicking on “comment” above, near the post title – I’d love to hear from you.

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Taking a Walk

Taking a Walk

mossy forest path

Walking is good for writing

Walking and writing, reading and thinking, being with my kids… there are so many lovely forest paths nearby. This one leads through a coastal fog forest. I snapped the photo about 3 months ago – before it became freezing cold here on the New England Coast!

Old Poetry and the Romance of Autumn

Old Poetry and the Romance of Autumn

 

Wordsworth poem and autumn romance

 

Wordsworth, the Poet, and Autumn Romance

I snapped this photo near my home. Maples in New England can flame with color, can’t they? The quote from the poet William Wordsworth seemed just right, so I paired it with the picture. (Many thanks from this author for the free GIMP software that’s available!)

Wordsworth was a poet who thought that people should set aside books (which he equated with analytical thinking) and go outside, into nature, to learn about life in a better way.

I think I agree with him – some of the time. But not all of the time. There’s a place for study, for analysis. It does tend to take over our lives, though, and we need to control it.

In Threshold of Destiny, my hero knows all about poetry, having written quite a bit himself during the English Romantic Era. Besides the fact that he’s a vampire, he’s also very opinionated and well-read. He doesn’t necessarily agree with Wordsworth and speaks his mind on this  -and all topics – except when he’s hiding his true nature from the heroine. 

 

 

Myths, Legends, and Paranormal Romance Writing

Myths, Legends, and Paranormal Romance Writing

Anclent places, Scottish castle at Stirling

Legends: Treasure-troves for Authors of Novels

This photo of Stirling Castle comes from one of my daughters who is having a semester abroad in Scotland. I couldn’t resist adding a caption and posting it.
Scotland brings to mind myths and legends, and all the elements and scenes they contain. These stories are really treasure-troves, filled with fascinating elements for writers of fiction – especially the more imaginative genres, like fantasy and paranormal romance.
The genre of my new series-in-the-making is paranormal romance. As I finish the revisions on Threshold of Destiny, I’m also making notes for another volume in the series.

 

From Scotland – a Hero in Distress, a Heroine in Armor

Here’s a great scene I came upon in the story of King Fingal and the sons of Cothmar, a legend from Scotland. In this myth, a noble warrior who has undergone much sadness and hardship has been captured by an evil king and left to die in a sea cave. The rising tide spells his doom. (This scene gives me a chill, remembering the real-life crisis awhile back in Thailand, when those young boys were trapped in a cave system as flood waters rose.)
But at the last minute the neglected daughter of the evil king puts on the armor of a man and rescues the warrior herself. No one, not even the warrior, finds out who she is until much later. (There’s a romantic ending, too.)

Fodder for the imagination, isn’t it?

Vampires – Troubled souls with a past

Vampires – Troubled souls with a past

I never really planned to write about vampires, but with so many books and movies about vampires coming out, I started having second thoughts.

What could happen when a human meets a troubled soul with a past, a being who looks like a human, has thoughts and emotions like a human, but isn’t human? Secrets could be discovered – or withheld, the past could become vital, and plots could heat up. Stories could actually be exciting on their own, without the routine insertion of graphic or violent scenes. I don’t like storylines that hit you over the head with shocking elements or break a few taboos just to get attention… With paranormal characters like vampires, many authors are still racing down that well-beaten path anyway, writing about bare-chested vampires, half-dressed werewolves, and so on.

But – if you take another fork in the road as an author – you enter a mysterious and exciting region of storytelling, where some characters are human and some are not, where real emotions can live and real dramas can take place.

Paranormal Secrets, Vampires, and Romance

Paranormal Secrets, Vampires, and Romance

I’ve had such an exciting time starting the Paranormal Secrets series. Now that Threshold of Destiny is nearly done, I’m launching my author website. The second book, Every Note by Heart. is also close to completion, and the third and fourth volumes of the series are in the works.

Why do I like writing about humans, vampires, and other paranormal beings? I’m attracted to a certain something, call it a surreal feeling – a kind of light-and-shadow atmosphere that comes from paranormal elements.

I also like writing romance with a barrier between the hero and heroine that seems insurmountable, and my characters always struggle with hope and despair. Paranormal Romance is a fantastic genre because these elements can enter a story in a natural and exciting way.